I'm gonna be perdy

Caramel Glaze
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

My whole plan for the evening, other than hours of Law & Order (Jerry Orbach may he rest in peace) is to try and get my boyfriend to try and help me colour my hair. He helped before, but Will, I adore you, but you were are not gay hairdresser enough, so you can oversee the transformation. So come Monday I will stroll into work with luxurious tresses of Caramel Glaze courtesy of Loreal Paris, that no one will notice. But I'm SO WORTH IT!

I wonder what flavor the Cat Butt Gum is

Gum
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

Honest to God, this is actual gum. These are just a few of my favorites that I found also shopping on BlueQ.com. What to you think some of the reactions would be if you offer someone "I (Heart) My Penis" Gum, or "Cat Butt Gum" which I must say is my favorite our of all of them. Do you think less people ar going to bogart your gum, or do you think they would steal it for themselves to up their Street Cred?

So many pretty things...

dresses
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

So, my boyfriend's brother is getting married in Italy in May I think. Right now I am more focused on how to knock Will's socks off with my stunning beauty and my 12 year old girl figure than getting a passport to actually enter the Country of pasta. So I know that the Bluefly.com menu of dresses is always changing and none of these dresses that I have narrowed it down to will be left or I will have consumed so much Pizza in the meantime that I will not be able to fit into the dress. But, until then I must decide which dress will make me more hot-to-trot than the other. Oh, shopping is so draining.

Oh my God, I am SO F*N Cool!

Me & Monkey
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

Check me out. Just hangin with my monkey pall. Chillin in my jelly shoes that are quite possibly making my feet so sweaty that they will slip and squish when I walk. I have no idea of what that one piece teddy looking thing I am wearing actually is, but it rocks regardless. And seriosly, I can not go without mentioning the finest pair of shades EVER. Do they make those any more? The only thing missing is my mermaid wading pool.

Just as an aside, the garden shed in the the background that you might notice. When ET came to the theatres my parents took me to see it. After that night, I was convinced that ET lived in this shed and I would cry at night because he was going to come and get me. Hey I was barely 4, I didn't know he was supposed to be cute!

This is it! The perfect gift for Will

Cat Buts
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

Once upon a time I used to work at a printing plant in their art department, and every once in a while we got the BlueQ catalog in to print. Thus a new relationship was born. I was browsing around their site looking for stuff, and I started strolling through their magnet collection and I came across the thing our fridge needs the most. I'm sure my boyfriend would appreciate it as my feline is always proudly displaying her backside to him every morning. I think I even see a magnet that just might resemble her rump (but this backside is SO much cleaner than my cat's will ever be.)

Can you guess which one is hers?

I didn't vote for the guy

birth_tax
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

found this at www.thefreespeechzone.net. I would just like to apologise to everyone, I tried to make a difference, but I guess the guy who you would rather do coke lines with runs ahead of a man who could possibly govern our country in a fair and balanced way (and I'm not talking the kind of "fair and Balanced" that no one ever receives from the right winged folks at FOX.) I refuse to remove my Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker, I still grimace at people with the W'04 tags. PEOPLE! WAKE UP! MY GOD JUST WAKE UP! Push the crust of sleep fromt he corners of your eyes and take a good look at the Bush Administration! Look at the lies, look at the greed, please look at the ignorance. I think Canadians will let us in if we are democrats, I hear it's very pretty there.

ME WANT!

Wonderfalls
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

Okay, so I think I was one of the only 7 people who preferred to watch this show as opposed to Joan talking to God. And in my travels through Television Without Pity's website, I had a wonderful surprise to brighten my day. Other than desperatly needing a tampon right now, I am running out of here and straight to where DVDs are sold to snag me what I thought was a great show. Now all I need is the first season of Veronica Mars, every episode of Remington Steele and the second season of Dead Like Me and Carnivale in order to never need anything else in my life.

Nine West is on the droogs

AIMTOHIGHO2PD
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

So today was a sexy as hell footwear day. Beautiful Nine West high heal pointy leather knee high boots. I was looking to see if there was an image on their website, or a price as I got these one evening at DSW. Not only did I not find my stellar kicks, but I see these... um... Yeah, I don't get it. It's like... with a little bit of... and... um... yeah. I am usually impressed by what they create, but this is just tainting my opinion. This is the moon boot plus the ugg plus a whole lot of ugly.

Don't Let This Happen To You

100_0715
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

I just wanted to embarass my sister a bit more by placing this up. I think there might have been a story to go along with it. Do I remember it? Nope. Thing is, I wanted to be Wonderwoman when I was young and have stars on my breasts. Genetics done me wrong by giving me starless little lumps.

This is the Family

AKI-WIL-TAY
Originally uploaded by Frankiepancakes.

Just because I can, I'm placing a picture of our dog Akira, Will, my boyfriend and LOVE OF MY LIFE! and myself. I sure did a great job on my make-up that morning!

P.S. no animals where injured during this picture. It is a choke hold of love.