nuff said.
14 years ago
Apr 8, 2005
Those crazy Germans
What wacky folk those Germans are. Aside from letting David Hasselhoff serenade everyone on the Berlin Wall in a piano tie and shimmering blazer no less, the great inventors of the Volvo (tank on 4 wheels) have created this little ditty. I think it's a dog wash, from the title on the glass wall I'd say I'm not far from wrong. Now I think I need a detailed diagram to definitively say what this does or how it works, but from I can gather, you simply shove 'ol poochy into the traumatic chamber and blast him with water. As a human, and having a better understanding of things such as showers, thunder and vacuums, this may even scare the crap out of me. And isn't it just in poor taste for the germans to create a chamber to terrorize any kind of creature? Do you get me? But I'm sure Hitler would have never thought to put gas chamber in a fun seventies puffy font letting you know that everything is not as politically incorrect as it may look at first.
Apr 6, 2005
Holy Camole
I know I'm doing it again, celebrity on my blog, but just bear with me here as this will probably be my next big obsession. I do love a good train wreck masked by well paid PR.
Britney Spears is delving into reality television, thanks to a deal she recently inked with UPN, according to a spokesperson for the network. Spears and husband Kevin Federline will star in their own unscripted, as-yet-untitled series, which will document the couple's relationship, from the earliest stages of their courtship to their engagement and ultimately, their stroll down the aisle.
Whoa! say what? they are going to show on network television the worlds most confusing couple? The biggest popstar in her biggest publicity stunt ever? What are you going to call it? "Newlyweds" has already been taken, how about something simple like "Rednecks" or "Cletus and Me and Baby Makes Three". I really can not wait to see the chugging of the Red Bull, the consumption of countless bags of Cheetos, jaw unhinging laughter, a widening girth in the belly, and not to mention the Topographical map that has eurupted upon your face.
"I feel that last year, the tabloids ran my life, and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened, rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past. As I mentioned before, I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art" There is no bloody way you have enough intelligence to know the word "misconstrued" let alone how to use it properly in a sentence. And come on, art? Reality TV is not an expression of art. Paint something, take photographs, or at the very least... close your gaping trap of a mouth. What I can't figure out is "why"? Your letters of Truth that you posted about wanting to be private and all that other crap you gave up doing when you signed you soul over to the Devil. I just don't know why , after fighting against the tabloids for as long as you have, defending your love for each other that you would turn around and air these tender moments? Britney, is it because album sales are down? Are you no longer making enough money for your husband's female "escorts" in Vegas? Man, this show is what dreams are made of you know.
Britney Spears is delving into reality television, thanks to a deal she recently inked with UPN, according to a spokesperson for the network. Spears and husband Kevin Federline will star in their own unscripted, as-yet-untitled series, which will document the couple's relationship, from the earliest stages of their courtship to their engagement and ultimately, their stroll down the aisle.
Whoa! say what? they are going to show on network television the worlds most confusing couple? The biggest popstar in her biggest publicity stunt ever? What are you going to call it? "Newlyweds" has already been taken, how about something simple like "Rednecks" or "Cletus and Me and Baby Makes Three". I really can not wait to see the chugging of the Red Bull, the consumption of countless bags of Cheetos, jaw unhinging laughter, a widening girth in the belly, and not to mention the Topographical map that has eurupted upon your face.
"I feel that last year, the tabloids ran my life, and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened, rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past. As I mentioned before, I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art" There is no bloody way you have enough intelligence to know the word "misconstrued" let alone how to use it properly in a sentence. And come on, art? Reality TV is not an expression of art. Paint something, take photographs, or at the very least... close your gaping trap of a mouth. What I can't figure out is "why"? Your letters of Truth that you posted about wanting to be private and all that other crap you gave up doing when you signed you soul over to the Devil. I just don't know why , after fighting against the tabloids for as long as you have, defending your love for each other that you would turn around and air these tender moments? Britney, is it because album sales are down? Are you no longer making enough money for your husband's female "escorts" in Vegas? Man, this show is what dreams are made of you know.
Apr 4, 2005
I Want To Be Knitted
I'm sure the last thing Joey Ramone ever expected before his passing, was that someone would come up with a patern to make a knitted doll in his likeness. Aside from being slightly on the creepy side of voodoo, this little beenie rock star does noting but rock. I will say that making this portable Joey was fun, it was the assembly that was a downer.
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