Next Week on ANTM

Where I would love to address some of the America's Next Top Models of the past, that just won't do, we had the girl who passed out, and last week they made the girl who looks like a fish, actually look like a fish and then they bash her for it.

1. One of the participants contracts a horrifying, contagious skin condition that disfigures her face, and the other models are sent into a complete panic.

2. The girls are transformed using the miracle of make-up for a "Got Milk?" ad.

Say what!? A flesh eating bacteria that disfugures? that is SO going to fuck up her modeling carrer, but her wrestling carrer is still on track. Is there a prerequisite to having strange diseases to be on this show? Not only do they all come in and tell their tragic life stories in hopes that someone will take pity on them and transport them into wherever one is transported after being a contestant on a reality television show. But they make us suffer through their insufferability, what with the mush mouth, and all the walking and squeeling every time Jay Manuel (AKA: the most orange form of space that is just being wasted) and now? Good god... MELTING FLESH!

Let's see there was season one where a contestant suffered from insufferable bible thumping.

Season two, adorable girl with Lupus

Third season there not only was retinitis pigmentosa, but an unavaiodable urge for her to CONSTANTLY bring it up... a lot.

Now I thought we had it made with the girl who colapses, but this totally takes the cake. So let's see, Missing neck... check, XXY chromosome... check, Flesh eating virus... check and check.