LOOK AT IT! YOU WANT TO, I KNOW YOU DO!

Bowie
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Look at his package, he want's you to, Ziggy says "Look at my package, it's impressive, and don't forget my awkward lone nipple. Take that Lil Kim, I don't need no pasty! I have a femullet, so what of it mate, Look at my PACKAGE damn you! Bloody hell i'm sexy."

I love Bowie and find that he really can do no wrong... but Ziggy... he... she... um... I love you anyway. I in no way say that I know what is going on in his mind, but since I have a relationship with Bowie that transcends anthing known to mankind, I can say that the above dialogue is probably total bullshit.