Did you know that the Mormon Church or Church of Latter Day Saints wear a special pair of under garments called Temple Garments? Oh, and a woman's bra is worn over the sacred garment? Just be glad it's not you.
Temple Garments are believed to do a great many things, the first being that they are a constant reminder to the wearer that their soul is owned by the Mormon cult. Second, along with being considered armor against evil it also holds magical properties that allows the wearer to walk a great distance and knock on many a door without ever acknowledging the phrase "I'm not interested". Last but not least, they represent the fact the wearer is not in fact batshit enough to be a Scientologist.
All things considered I would rather own a pair of Spanx, they at least hold your gut in.
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I hope you thought to bomb-proof the mailbox before composing this.
From WHAT Blog readers?
I think that Mormons are probably too nice in general to throw snakes in our mailbox, but even an offhand slight at Scientologists is either met with reptiles in the post or lawsuits.
They have an army of glassy-eyed runaways they keep at work in some basement somewhere trolling the internets for anti-scientologist sentiment.
I'm just saying that you shouldn't accept any invitations from friendly strangers anytime soon.
Anyways, those garments look wicked comfy. Plus they protect you from evil sorcery and probably bullets.
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