the good, THE BAD, the ugly

If my obsessive disdain for the Twilight franchise wasn't enough, Barbie had to create a line of mongoloid dolls to represent these simpering Mormon twits. One major fail, Bella looks far too perky and let me see if I have this right, Jacob is a poor Native American living on reservation and therefore can't actually afford a full wardrobe. Well if you are a character that ends up falling in love with an infant, I repeat, AN INFANT one should just be thankful that Barbie made these dolls eunuchs and pass the toy isle completely when shopping with a 'tween.

Goat's Delight

Looking for a cocktail with five ingredients? Look no further, here is the Goat's Delight named for no one knows what but for a drink with this many liquors, you would think the taste would be more complicated. In fact it is a smooth and subtle concoction that leaves you a bit lightheaded in the end.

3/4 oz brandy

3/4 oz kirsch

1 oz cream 

1/4 oz orgeat  

1/4 oz pastis 

Combine everything into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously to prevent the cream and orgeat from collecting at the bottom of the glass.