Know Your Flow

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It's that time of month again to remember that being without wings just won't do. So break out the lock away core and some midol cause we'll be here all week.

America's Next Top Has-been

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Okay, So the 4th cycle of ANTM has finally begun. I have already decided who is going to be in the final 3. I must say though, that this show is pretty much equivalent to crap, but strangely addictive. The line-up; We have here ladies and gentlemen, 14 girls of moderate attractiveness and obnoxious personalities who's only dream in life... get ready... is to be a top model. WHAT? This is what you desire more than food and air or even a modicum of intelligence!? We began with the introductions to the potentials, everyone had their sob stories, apparently when people get around Tyra or 2 unattractive gay men, they spill more about their personal lives than you would tell a therapist. Well they made their cuts down to 14, we have Brandy, who apparently dons a red knitted helmet of hair her mom made for her (she's kinda like Kojaks' lollipop.) Then there is Brita, aside from a nice name, she is totally forgetable, perhaps Tyra will forget about her too. Next is Brittany, much like a Janice Dickinson on crack she will probably make it to the top 3, I hate her already. Christina, the one affected with "crazy eye" other than my boyfriend who shivered and made a noise of disgust whenever they showed her, no one can win when their eyes are placed on the sides of their heads. Next is Kahlen, also forgetable, but looks a lot like Taryn Manning, They have that thin lipped, grew up in a trailer with a funny unkle look to them. Then there is Kennyah... I didn't even know this girl was on the show. We then have Lluvy (pronounced something like U-V) She is going to be top 3 I bet, once a gang member, she aroze one morning to follow her calling to be yelled at by 2 unattractive flammers to follow her modeling dream. AH Michelle, my favorite, possibly is going to be one of the first 3 to be cut, she is not only missing a chromosome, but she is also missing a neck. Naima, my absolute favorite, I mean she has a mohawk and was named after a John Coltrane composition! Noelle,is blond. Rebecca is also blond and could drive a mini van with kids going to soccer. Sarah... blond. tatiana... I don't remember her. And finally, Tiffany, who applied for last season but shook off the beer in her weave, went to anger management and is trying again... perhaps they'll take her again for ANTM 5. So there you go, 14 BEAUTIFUL women who stand before Tyra, starving for their dream. Next week, they get their hair cut, and then they cry.

Hang onto your dilustions girls

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God, I can't believe that I am so pumped for cycle 4 of America's next top reality TV whore. To be awarded with contracts that people would starve for and only be seen again on America's Next Top Model (ANTM) specials on the ever awsome UPN, I mean, UPN really pumps out some winners, they have... whatever I'm sure someone watches something on a regular basis on UPN other than ANTM. I hope this season of ANTM is going to be more promising than last season, maybe the girls won't be as unmodelish, or unattractive and annoying. Whatever. I love it when they have contestants like this: "I am in Harvard business school and going to med school. My main dream in life, aside from ripping my hair out to get into an Ivy League school and then tourture with studies in order to be a better person, is to waste it all in order to stand around like a sad twig and look stoned. Then I can appear on the 7th season of 'The Surreal Life' on VH1." Damn this is going to be great television.

Quizilla

So I am really bored at work, and I really refuse to do anything so I tooka test, I also found out what kind of fucked up barbie I would be at this site (for some reason it was the stripper Barbie...). But anyway, I wondered what kind of girlfriend I am... yes, yes I know already that I am a "perfect" girlfriend, but it's better when a demented internet quiz site tells you this.Quizilla
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Ever wonder if you could be someone from Napoleon Dynomite?

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So if you get curious, and if you've seen the movie so this test makes sense, go to this link: Napoleon Quiz and have a blast... okay maybe not a blast, it's only 10 questions max and only one page, but it was all worth it to discover that my INNER SOUL is Napoleon Dynomite.

sweet

Lotte

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So, I experienced the Lotte for the first time. It's a huge Asian mart in what appears to be Little Korea in Fairfax (yes we were the only white people there.) I only bought things is pretty boxes, I haven't a clue what anything was, but I prefer to base the taste and ingredients of a product on its cover art. Who WOULDN"T want this fun cookie and chocolate treat, just look at it!