If my obsessive disdain for the Twilight franchise wasn't enough, Barbie had to create a line of mongoloid dolls to represent these simpering Mormon twits. One major fail, Bella looks far too perky and let me see if I have this right, Jacob is a poor Native American living on reservation and therefore can't actually afford a full wardrobe. Well if you are a character that ends up falling in love with an infant, I repeat, AN INFANT one should just be thankful that Barbie made these dolls eunuchs and pass the toy isle completely when shopping with a 'tween.
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