Say it ain't so John Tesh Jr.

Pat O'Brien? You mean that guy that is like a John Tesh Jr. on Insider, only not an alien and he doesn't have a strange cult and he doesn't make elevator music for people who are waiting for the mother ship to arrive is caught for doing what? First Pat takes off to rehab, then we learn about his sexually explicit voicemails and he sent a picture of himself masturbating to his plaything "Betsy," Whoa there buddy, now no one wants to receive that in the mail from anyone. How would you like it if some old crotchety man stroking his jimmy slipped you his little Kodak moment into your mail box. Think about it Pat, just roll it around on your tongue for a while like a fine wine. Do you see what I see Pat? Yeah, it's not cool.

But he has given me the most priceless of all quotes: A source tells us he used to refer to a gay African-American senior producer at "Access Hollywood" as "the Fruit Monkey."

what a twat.