The OC does it again

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So yesterday was our weekly OC night. We gathered in Suzy's awsome and clean apartment. Her cat very nearly threw up on my jacket. Thank you suzy for saving it. I even brought my knitting. But the thing about the OC is that is speed plotting. They introduce and then do away with every character. Last night they got 3 off in one shot. First season Seth had a girlfriend that randomly decides to move to the East Coast (you know because moving across the country is something you don't need more than a day to plan.) Then there was some phyco guy Oliver that came and went, which was fine by me since he... sucked. Then everyone who was a couple, was a couple no mo'. Then the 2nd season starts, we have new characters for couples who are no longer together. Lindsey for Ryan, Alex for Seth and Marissa, then some guy from Venus (the most unbelieveable boyfriend) for Summer and then a curve ball, enter a haggard and bloatted like a 3 week old corps Kim Delaney to try to break up the Cohen's. Last night... they are all gone, in a blink of an eye. Not only was there rain, the most terrifying natural disaster apparently to the citizens of the OC as no one knew what to do and umbrella's have not been introduced there yet, but suddenly no more new characters. Kim goes lumbering into the woods because she's apparently some VERY important fugitive from the law, for what was it? Stealing a candy bar 20 years ago? Summer ditches her good boy at the airport waiting to go to Italy just to go back to Seth "I talk about myself way too much" Cohen, and duplicate the kiss from the Spiderman movie (come on people, it was hot with Kirsten and Tobey, but the OC rendition made me puke a little.) and well Lindsey decides SUDDENLY to move to Chicago, last week she was all jonesing to be adopted by Grandad Satan, and then she's going to Chicago...? In the middle of the school year...? Speaking of which, we see them go to school (aroud 10am) we see them in the cafeteria Starbucks, we see them show off fashions in the quad, sometimes we see them pull into the parking lot, but has anyone seen them in class? Is school not manditory? When I was in highschool there was homework, you woke up, spent the day in an ugly building, go home do your studies then fall asleep, these people have 48 hour days I suspect or 5 day weekends, there is no way anyone could get into as much shit as they do in only 24 (minus 7 for sleep.) So anyway I digress, and await the next fresh batch of expendable characters to aid this show along at it's break neck speed.